Top Ten Reasons to Get Drunk

Much has been written about how people should avoid consuming copious amounts of alcohol and the repercussions of heightened inebriation. Many people have had bad experiences because they drank too many bottles of beer, or downed myriads of shots.
Why, then, do people still get pissed drunk and pass out on their couches or on their neighborhood’s sidewalks?
10. Alcohol Taste Good!

Alcoholic drinks can really taste good; some, like wine and champagne, are even included in gourmet menus. Getting drunk on these tasty drinks is like feeling full and satisfied after a particularly delicious meal.
9. The Weekend Has Finally Come

However, when the past week was a lot more stressful than usual, you might need to party the entire weekend. Invite some friends over and tell them to bring loads of booze. You might need some serious unwinding, and what better way is there than to enjoy large amounts of beer? After all, alcoholic drinks are relaxants, due to the ethanol found in them.
8. You Lack Sleep

Be careful, though. You’ve probably heard enough about hangovers and how some of them can be extremely excruciating. Be sure to have some water alongside your poison of choice. That way, you keep from getting dehydrated, eventually mitigating the dreaded hangover.
7. Inhibitions Go out the Window

Sometimes, people need to free themselves of all their inhibitions and just do whatever they want to do. Living life along such rigid standards can be quite unhealthy. Therefore, having a few beers on the night before you have to deliver a very important presentation can sometimes be what you need to psyche yourself up.
6. Conversations Flow Easier

Don’t overdo the booze, though, as you might start to slur and babble. You might even laugh at the most inappropriate times, and blurt out the most obscene things.
5. It’s a Time for Camaraderie

4. Just Because…

If you and your friends find that you all share the urge to get pissed drunk, don’t hesitate to do so. Believe that such spontaneous gatherings happen rarely, and should therefore be savored once they do come along.
3. Mournful About Something?

Remember, though, a night of unbridled fun and booze is just one night. Come the next day, whatever it is that you were trying to avoid will still be there. Still, if you decide that a night of drunkenness is what you need, go ahead.
2. There’s Always Something To Celebrate!

It helps that a celebratory booze session can be for anything, really. Maybe you passed your board exams or your best friend may have finally moved out of his parents’ basement. You could also declare your drinking session an ode to the joys of life.
Whatever the reason, it’s best to remember that the whole point of getting drunk is to have fun. If it starts to get a bit out of hand (like when someone starts doing things they shouldn’t be doing), the celebration should stop.
1. If It’s Free… Well…

The opportunity for drunken fun has already presented itself. The fact that the booze is free makes the proposition a lot more appealing than usual, so go ahead and make most of the situation.
Every So Often
True, much has been written about the importance of being sober. Still, people have countless reasons for consuming copious amounts of alcohol. After all, it’s okay to go on a Dionysian tryst once in a while.
(For those who live the life of the vine, nothing does it like their Top Ten Favorite Alcoholic Drinks and the Most Popular Liquor Drinks. beware though, having too much can give you a lot of Reasons Not To Get Drunk.)

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