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		<title>Top Ten Famous Children&#8217;s Bedtime Stories</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a list of the top ten famous children's stories that you can find in story books. Some have moral lessons, while some stimulate a child's imagination.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div class="right" style='width:150px'><img src="http://crunkish.com/qimages/6/kids bedtime.jpg" width='150' height='99' alt="Bed time Stories"><div class="citation">My bedtime story for tonight</div></div>Are you having difficulties putting your children to sleep? Are they often distracted? Would they prefer watching TV or playing computer games to dozing off for a much needed sleep?</p>
<p>You still have your last resort: the <strong>lure of children&#8217;s bedtime stories</strong>. Most children can&#8217;t resist the <strong>excitement</strong> of curling under their blankets to listen to the adventures of their favorite storybook characters.</p>
<p>Below is a list of the top ten most famous children&#8217;s stories you can use to put your kids to bed.</p>
<p><strong>Top 10: The Boy Who Cried Wolf</strong></p>
<p><div class="right" style='width:230px'><img src="http://crunkish.com/qimages/6/The_Boy_Who_Cried_Wolf.jpg" width='230' height='250' alt="The Boy Who Cried Wolf"><div class="citation">illustrated by Milo Winter</div></div>They say that kids don&#8217;t lie but they do. Children tell lies and sometimes do all they can just to get what they want. In this case, try telling your child Aesop&#8217; fable of “The Boy Who Cried Wolf.”</p>
<p>Also known as “The Shepherd Boy and the Wolf,” this fable revolves around a bored shepherd boy who amuses himself by calling out “wolf,” prompting nearby villagers to come to his rescue. When they found out that it was just a false alarm every time, they stopped believing what the boy said. One day, a wolf really came and the boy cried again for help. This time, nobody came. He and his flock were eaten by the vicious creature.</p>
<p>Lesson for the little ones: Always tell the truth.</p>
<p><strong>Top 9: The Ugly Duckling</strong></p>
<p><div class="right" style='width:190px'><img src="http://crunkish.com/qimages/6/uglyducking1931.jpg" width='190' height='160' alt="Ugly Duckling"><div class="citation">Disney 1931 version</div></div>This story stresses the importance of loving yourself and the finding your rightful place under the sun. &#8220;The Ugly Duckling&#8221; is about a duckling ostracized by his fellow fowl because of its unlikable physical appearance. To the surprise of others, it grows into a beautiful swan.</p>
<p>The story stresses the importance of appreciating inner beauty and talents, rather than mere physical appearance.</p>
<p>Lesson for the little ones: Love and appreciate your true self. (Learn <a href="http://monsterguide.net/how-to-build-self-esteem">how to build self-esteem</a>)</p>
<p><strong>Top 8: The Ant and the Grasshopper</strong></p>
<p>You&#8217;ve heard it so many times now: “Mom, can I have an allowance increase?” Before you stare at your child in disbelief, why not try teaching him a thing or two about saving money.</p>
<p>“The Ant and the Grasshopper” tale is a perfect literary piece to share with your little ones, if you wish to teach them lessons about wise spending.</p>
<p><div class="right" style='width:230px'><img src="http://crunkish.com/qimages/6/The_Ant_and_the_Grasshopper.jpg" width='230' height='200' alt="The Ant and the Grasshopper"><div class="citation">The Ant and the Grasshopper Illustration</div></div>According to this tale, the grasshopper loves to have fun, use up all that it has, and enjoy life lavishly. On the other hand, the ant is hardworking and thrifty. One day, while the ant was delivering corn he was able to collect, the grasshopper asked to join its merrymaking. The ant refused and proceeded to collect more corn. Then came winter and as expected, the grasshopper died of cold and hunger, while the ant survived the season because it was prepared.</p>
<p>Lesson for the little ones: Save now and prepare for the future.</p>
<p><strong>Top 7: The Hare and the Tortoise</strong></p>
<p>Children usually dream of becoming somebody famous and powerful. They often want to be like their favorite superhero, cartoon character, or celebrity. It seems almost inevitable that they compare themselves to others.</p>
<p><div class="left" style='width:200px'><img src="http://crunkish.com/qimages/6/The_Tortoise_and_the_Hare.jpg" width='200' height='180' alt="The Hare and the Tortoise"><div class="citation">The Tortoise won</div></div>While you want your children to strive for greatness, you do not want them to be boastful in their competition with other. The story of “The Hare and the Tortoise” can teach them a positive lesson.</p>
<p>The story is about a tortoise and a hare that have an argument about who is faster. They decide to settle the issue by setting a race. As expected, the hare gets off to a thunderous start. After seeing that it is way ahead of the tortoise, the hare sits under a tree and takes a nap. While the hare sleeps, the tortoise slowly but surely gains ground. The tortoise finishes the race first, much to the surprise of the hare.</p>
<p>Lesson for the little ones: Be humble.</p>
<p><strong>Top 6: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs </strong></p>
<p><div class="left" style='width:180px'><img src="http://crunkish.com/qimages/6/thmb/Snow_White_thmb.png" width='180' height='180' alt="Snow White"><div class="citation">Walt Disneys</div></div>This story is about a beautiful lady named Snow White. She comes to live with seven hardworking dwarfs after escaping a life of misery under the jealous Queen who wants her killed. However, the evil Queen is persistent; she disguises herself as an old lady and offers Snow White a poisonous apple.</p>
<p>Snow White takes a bite and instantly falls unconscious. When her little friends return, they chase the evil Queen to the mountains. A bolt of lightning strikes the place where she stands and causes her to fall off the mountain.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the dwarfs place the seemingly dead Snow White into a glass coffin with gold trimming. Luckily, a prince comes to her rescue and “love&#8217;s first kiss” awakens Snow White. Just as in most fairy tale endings, they live happily ever after.</p>
<p>Lesson for the little ones: Good fortune comes to those who are kind-hearted.</p>
<p><strong>Top 5: Cinderella</strong></p>
<p>Another classic fairy tale is “Cinderella.”</p>
<p>Cinderella lives with her evil stepsisters and stepmother. All they ask her to do is to clean the house and serve them. One day, the prince comes and organizes a ball. Cinderella, who has nothing to wear at first, <div class="right" style='width:180px'><img src="http://crunkish.com/qimages/6/Cinderella_.jpg" width='180' height='220' alt="Cinderella"><div class="citation">Cinderella and her fairy Godmother</div></div>is still able to attend because of the help of her fairy godmother. She has a ball gown, carriage, and newfound friends. The twist of the story is the curfew set at 12 midnight.</p>
<p>Once the clock hits 12 midnight, she becomes her old poor ratty self. That night she is able to meet the prince, who has fallen in love with her. As she is in a hurry to beat her curfew, she leaves one of her glass slippers.</p>
<p>The prince then visits everyone young woman in town to find the owner of the shoes. The two find each other again, making it another successful love story.</p>
<p>Lesson for the little ones: Treat your family members well.</p>
<p>The transformation of Cinderella from a dull and drab maidservant into an spectacular princess with her ice-blue beaded ball gown with matching white gloves, ice-blue headband and earrings is one of the best reasons why she is also one of the <a href="http://crunkish.com/top-ten-most-famous-characters-in-coloring-pages/">Top 10 Most Famous Characters in Coloring Pages</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Top 4: Jack and the Beanstalk</strong></p>
<p>Children will definitely love this story as it challenges their imagination. Never have they seen a beanstalk that can grow high enough to reach the skies. <div class="right" style='width:170px'><img src="http://crunkish.com/qimages/6/Jack_and_the_Beanstalk_Giant_.jpg" width='170' height='200' alt="Jack and the Beanstalk"><div class="citation">The Giant Ogre</div></div>The character of the ogre with a gold harp and a chicken that lays golden eggs also bolster the imagination. These vivid and fancy images can surely stimulate the inquiring mind of your child.</p>
<p>This story is about Jack who exchanges his cow for five seeds that grow to become a tall stalk. To his amazement, this actually leads to a kingdom where an ogre lives. In this ogre&#8217;s house is a golden harp and a chicken who can lay golden eggs. Jack discreetly enters his house and steals these riches. Luckily, he is able to escape and cut the beanstalk to prevent the ogre from following him.</p>
<p>Lesson for the little ones: Great deals may have a catch.</p>
<p><strong>Top 3: Pinocchio</strong></p>
<p>Popularized by Walt Disney, the story is about Geppetto, a kind old man who creats a puppet from wood. He names his masterpiece, “Pinocchio” and treats him like a son.</p>
<p><div class="left" style='width:150px'><img src="http://crunkish.com/qimages/6/Pinocchio-.jpg" width='150' height='180' alt=" Pinocchio"><div class="citation">Pinocchio Jiminy Cricket and Figaro</div></div>In order for Pinocchio to become fully human, he must prove first that he is a brave and truthful boy. However, instead of doing the right thing like attending school, he opts to travel, tell lies and join a puppet show. When he discovered that a whale has swallowed his father, he goes into the sea and risks his life to save his father. This selfless act makes him worthy of becoming a real human being.</p>
<p>So the next time you suspect your child is lying, remind him of Pinocchio and see if he touches his nose.</p>
<p>Lesson for the little ones: Don&#8217;t lie!</p>
<p><strong>Top 2: Three Little Pigs</strong></p>
<p>The story of “The Three Little Pigs” is a story of ingenuity and cooperation in the face of danger. Many children love stories centered on conquests and winning over one&#8217;s enemies. Thus, they will surely love to hear how the white, brown and black pigs win over the big bad wolf.</p>
<p><div class="right" style='width:190px'><img src="http://crunkish.com/qimages/6/Threelittlepigs1.jpg" width='190' height='210' alt="Three Lil Pigs"><div class="citation">The Three Litte Pigs Singing</div></div>To escape the danger brought on by the hungry wolf, the three little pigs use the houses they built as refuge. Built by the white pig, the first one is made of straw. It is easily destroyed by the beast much like the next house made of sticks that was built by the brown pig. The third house, made of bricks, is their best refuge. The wolf can&#8217;t blow down the house no matter hard he tries. What he does next is to get inside the house through the chimney.</p>
<p>The pigs light the fireplace. When the wolf falls, he falls directly into the flames. Thanks to the quick minds and alertness of the pigs, they are able to escape from the clutches of the wolf.</p>
<p>Lesson for the little ones: If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again.</p>
<p><strong>Top 1: Little Red Riding Hood</strong></p>
<p><div class="right" style='width:180px'><img src="http://crunkish.com/qimages/6/Little_Red_Riding_Hood_.jpg" width='180' height='220' alt="Red Riding Hood"><div class="citation">On the woods</div></div>Little Red Riding Hood has always been a part of children&#8217;s storybooks because of the cunning character of the wolf that eats her and her grandmother.</p>
<p>Little Red Riding Hood is asked by her mother to deliver food to her sick grandmother who lives in the Woods. Along the way, she meets a wolf who asks a lot of information about her and where she&#8217;s going. Unaware of the dangers, she tells the wolf about her grandmother. As she stops by the road to pick some flowers, the wolf goes to the old lady&#8217;s house and eats her.</p>
<p>Little Red Riding Hood is then surprised to see her grandmother with big eyes, big hands, and big mouth. The wolf tricks the girl and eats her up. Fortunately, a hunter passes by and hears the commotion. He shoots the wolf and saves both the girl and the old lady from the wolf.</p>
<p>Lesson for the little ones: Don&#8217;t trust strangers.</p>
<p>These stories can stimulate your child&#8217;s creative minds, teach them lessons they will need in life, as well as make them happy and contented before they sleep. Happy reading!</p>
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<p><b><i>* If you&#8217;ve ran out of stories, why don&#8217;t you make your own children story. You can do this by learning <a href="http://monsterguide.net/how-to-write-childrens-books">how to write children&#8217;s books</a>.</i></b></p>
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		<title>Top Ten Ways to Increase Your Alcohol Tolerance</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First-time drinkers may need to increase their alcohol tolerance to enjoy drinking.  Here are 10 ways that can help you improve your tolerance and taste for alcohol.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you’re a first-time drinker, chances are you have a low tolerance for alcohol. You may end up really tipsy with your first three bottles of light beer, and totally wasted with your fourth bottle. There’s really no difference between tipsiness and drunkenness; after just a few drinks, you may end up doing something really stupid. If you don’t like to be the butt of jokes because you did some silly dance routine and ended up puking on the floor, you need to increase your alcohol tolerance level. Here are 10 ways to make you a seasoned drinking pro in no time:<br />
<strong>1.  Trust Your Tongue</strong></p>
<p>Many first-time drinkers make the mistake of drinking as much as they can without knowing how drunk they really are. You don’t need to bring a breath analyzer every time you go out drinking; instead, you can test how drunk you are through your taste buds. If you have too much alcohol in your system, you wouldn’t taste the many different flavors in the drink. As soon as you feel that you do not taste the full flavor of the alcoholic beverage, chances are you’re already drunk.<br />
<strong>2.  Puke If You Have To</strong></p>
<p>There’s no shame in going to the bathroom every so often to vomit. Vomiting is your body’s natural reaction to body toxins like poisoned food, harmful parasites, and alcohol. An expert drinker would make a trip to the bathroom, stick a finger into his or her mouth, and vomit as much of the drink out. Vomiting makes them ready for the next round of drinks. Make sure you vomit straight into the toilet, and not into the bathroom sink or on the floor. (See <a href="http://monsterguide.net/how-to-induce-vomiting">how to induce vomiting</a>)<br />
<strong>3.  Do Not Try Mixed Drinks</strong></p>
<p>Mixed drinks are a no-no for a novice drinker. A rum cola or a piñacolada may sound delicious, but they are mixed for those who are able to handle their drinks. Mixed drinks tend to screw up with your digestive system. The flavors of mixed drinks also mask the high alcohol content found in the liquor present in the drink. If you’re a first-time drinker, you’re better off drinking alcohol straight than to down mixed drinks and cocktails. As soon as you have learned to handle straight drinks, then you can tickle your taste buds with an alcoholic cocktail.<br />
<strong>4.  Never Drink On An Empty Stomach</strong></p>
<p>There&#8217;s a good reason why bars, taverns, clubs and watering holes give away free peanuts. The human body is naturally averse to high levels of alcohol. To reduce the toxic effects of alcoholic drinks, you need something that would absorb the excess alcohol. Food particles in your stomach can help reduce the amount of pure alcohol absorbed by your stomach lining, your kidneys, and other parts of the digestive and urinary system. While you may seem more “brave” or “hardcore” by not munching on snacks while you drink, you introduce more pure alcohol into your body.<br />
<strong>5.  Stick With One Drink</strong></p>
<p>You may have heard of wild and wacky bar tricks like beer shooters, gin-and-brandy mixes set on fire, or drinking a cocktail made from four different types of whiskey. While these drinks sound interesting, they can land you in the emergency room if you have a rather low alcohol tolerance. The best way to “train” yourself for consuming alcohol is to pick a favorite drink, and stick with it until you think you&#8217;re ready to move on to stronger alcoholic drinks.<br />
<strong>6.  Pace Yourself</strong></p>
<p>It&#8217;s an old drinker&#8217;s tale that the faster you drink, the less drunk you will become at the end of the day. There&#8217;s really no difference whether you take all night to drink six bottles, or if you take six minutes to finish six bottles. You still consume the same amount of alcohol. You still need to watch out for how fast you introduce alcohol into your system, because your metabolic systems may not be able to keep up.<br />
<strong>7.  Start With Clear Drinks</strong></p>
<p>“Old man liquor” like brandy, whiskey, and cognac contain substances called tannins. Tannins make it difficult for some people to drink a wine or a liquor, especially red wines and colored drinks. Tannins are also responsible for those hangovers where you get a throbbing headache the morning after a drinking session. If it&#8217;s your first time to drink strong alcoholic beverages, drink clear spirits like gin or vodka. Clear spirits do not contain tannins, and are easier to drink than colored spirits. If you do choose to move up to colored drinks, try your palate on a glass of pale red wine.<br />
<strong>8.  Know When To Stop</strong></p>
<p>After your first few rounds of alcohol, you may feel so enthusiastic about drinking that you end up drinking highballs at the very first night. Like any skill, it takes time to learn how to handle high concentrations of alcohol in your body. Alcohol poisoning is a very real danger, especially for novice drinkers. There are many cases of first-time drinkers who start swilling alcohol like crazy on their very first drink, and then end up at the emergency room. Whenever you drink alcohol and you have yet to know your tolerance, know your limits. As soon as you feel that you&#8217;re no longer thinking straight, put down the bottle and call it a night.<br />
<strong>9.  Stay Alert</strong></p>
<p>Metabolism is an important part of drinking. Your body needs to break down as much of the alcohol as it can to prevent the toxic effects of a bad hangover. Your body metabolizes faster when you&#8217;re alert than if you&#8217;re asleep. Hangovers get really bad if your metabolism levels slow down, and much of the the alcohol remains floating around your system (Learn <a href="http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/living/how-to-get-rid-of-a-hangover/">how to get rid of hangovers</a>). For your body to properly metabolize alcohol, keep yourself awake. You should also keep a keen eye for anyone who may rob or take advantage of you if you&#8217;re drunk.<br />
<strong>10.  Drink In Moderation</strong></p>
<p>The problem with alcohol is that once you get the hang of holding down a drink, you may probably end up addicted to it. Remember that every alcoholic started out a first-time drinker. The best way for you to improve your tolerance for alcohol is to drink, but you have to drink in moderation. Set a limit or a goal, and then slowly and gradually work your way to that goal. As soon as you reach that limit (eight bottles of beer, for example), you should attempt to go beyond it or cap it off with another drink.</p>
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<p>Drinking is a pleasurable social activity, but it should only be enjoyed with prudence and discretion. Now that you know how to increase your alcohol tolerance level, you&#8217;re sure to enjoy those all-night drinking parties without having a bad experience on your very first time.</p>
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		<title>Top Ten Corporate Buzzwords and Catchphrases</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scott Adams, in the “Dilbert” comic strips and books, pokes fun at office behavior most of us usually take for granted. Among the many things satirized in “Dilbert” was corporate jargon. Corporate lingo is often used in meetings, employee manuals, e-mails, and even daily conversation. Executives and the higher-ups in the corporation try to hide [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott Adams, in the “Dilbert” comic strips and books, pokes fun at office behavior most of us usually take for granted. Among the many things satirized in “Dilbert” was corporate jargon. Corporate lingo is often used in meetings, employee manuals, e-mails, and even daily conversation. Executives and the higher-ups in the corporation try to hide their real motives – and yes, even their ignorance – with words that sound good. Here are ten catchphrases that have caught on with executives and bosses:<br />
<strong>10.  Six-Sigma</strong></p>
<p>“Six-Sigma” refers to a business management strategy innovated by Motorola, and is often used by many companies to identify and remove errors in a business process. Six-Sigma is a very sophisticated management system that has a lot to do with mathematics and statistics. Some executives say that they have had “extensive training” in Six-Sigma, although they end up hiring too many consultants, or “Black Belts,” who devise complicated solutions to simple problems (like rules on wallpaper and the use of the company dartboard). The Six-Sigma approach is also partly responsible for the acronyms and slogans your company probably uses in its advertisements.<br />
<strong>9.  Reengineer</strong></p>
<p>“Reengineering” is also called “business process redesign.” While it&#8217;s a very catchy term applied by many companies, it&#8217;s a convenient excuse used by some to add more tasks to your workload. Michael Hammer and James Champy, the authors of “Reengineering the Corporation,” claim that most companies waste too much time delegating tasks between departments and employees. In a reengineered company, entire parts of the business process are delegated to a team of overworked employees.<br />
<strong>8.  Paradigm</strong></p>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it, your boss has no idea what you actually do for the company. Some bosses, with the intent to prove themselves worth their hefty salaries and penthouse offices, pretend to know every part of the business process, down to the most menial job in the office. A “paradigm” is a buzzword that the boss uses to take cool-sounding part of your job and tries to convince you he knows what you do, but ends up blabbering nonsense. Take this as an example: “We can adopt a paradigm where systems downtime can be eradicated through optimized viral benchmarks. That fulfills our results-oriented thrust, which must apply to programming and overall operational excellence.”<br />
<strong>7.  Synergy</strong></p>
<p>“Synergy” can mean a lot of things in a corporation, to the point that everything in the company becomes “synergistic.” Synergy means a dynamic relationship that results in a greater and more far-reaching effect for the company, although it can also refer to morning exercise, birthday celebrations, corporate meetings, and the lunch line at the office pantry. Sometimes the word “synergy” does not have to mean anything at all, and can be used to enhance one&#8217;s sentences. Even the top brass at some companies use “synergy” to describe an employee who punches out after three straight hours of overtime; “What a synergistic employee!”<br />
<strong>6.  Thought Leadership</strong></p>
<p>A “thought leader” gets praises from the boss for stating the obvious during a meeting or a conference. There was once a time that a thought leader proposes visionary, forward-thinking, and insightful thoughts. Great ideas are hard to come by, especially if the boss schedules a meeting just an hour after your lunch break. Most thought leaders are the bosses themselves, who demonstrate thought leadership by lifting ideas from business management books.<br />
<strong>5.  Systems</strong></p>
<p>Many companies have an unhealthy obsession with “systems,” that they devise systems for systems that already exist in the first place. Chances are your company is full of systems that cover everything from server administration to human resources to toilet paper replacement. Companies “systematize” everything to the point that workers become bored and confused with the “system” they belong in. A good example of a system is the management information system (MIS), which is the file cabinet that holds employee records.<br />
<strong>4.  Float</strong></p>
<p>Companies have long since done away with the word “fired” for more appealing terms, like “downsizing” and “rightsizing.” Employees who receive the pink slip see right through these catchphrases, so corporations devised a new strategy to go along with a new term, “float.” Instead of letting an employee go, a company lets him or her stay for a while in the company until a new position opens in the company. While most companies think that a “float” decreases recruitment costs, productivity figures are lowered. Employee morale also dips because people think that the company is a sinking ship. (Read <a href="http://lifehackery.com/2008/12/02/seven-ways-to-deal-with-getting-fired/">Seven ways to deal with getting fired</a>)<br />
<strong>3.  Competitive Advantage</strong></p>
<p>“Competitive advantage” refers to the profits and reputation a company enjoys compared with other companies in the same field. Competitive advantage sounds good, until executives start to use it to describe even the most mundane of things. As long as there&#8217;s something to compete about, from stock numbers to the perfect crease in a pair of suit pants, business executives will do everything to get a competitive advantage. The phrase is also a favorite ad lib for executives during regular meetings.<br />
<strong>2.  Best Practices</strong></p>
<p>Something as simple as an employee manual can be rephrased into a more corporate-sounding one. A favorite corporate buzzword for any document that outlines proper office behavior is “best practices.” “Best practices” is one of the most overused corporate buzzwords. Like any buzzword, it can refer to almost anything from business techniques to politically-correct speech to dress code. Even bad ideas like a set frequency for bathroom breaks are often termed as “best practice.”<br />
<strong>1.  Revolutionary</strong></p>
<p>“Revolutionary” is the most overused buzzword in the corporate world today. There was a time that the word “revolution” would light a fire in the bellies of the passionate but oppressed masses. The mere mention of “revolution” would have them up in arms against their oppressors. Today, “revolutionary” describes every single thing a company does, even if there&#8217;s nothing unique or dramatic about them. There are “revolutionary” business processes copied from business books, ideas imitated from other companies, and even the “revolutionary” arrangement of cubicles. The word is often used by executives to “inspire” a group of bored employees during annual company speeches, who end up playing Buzzword Bingo.</p>
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<p>Not all executives and bosses use buzzwords in the same way, and some may even know what exactly the word means and what it&#8217;s used for. As long as there are people who will keep on using buzzwords and annoying catchphrases at the office, corporate lingo is here to stay and annoy us all.</p>
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<p>If this piece of article stimulates your interest in corporate world, might as well read <a href="http://monsterguide.net/how-to-climb-corporate-ladder">how to climb the corporate ladder</a>.</p>
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		<title>Top Ten Weapons of the Future</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[High-tech, advanced weapons help prevent war from taking place.  Here are 10 of the coolest and most awesome weapons that will change the face of the battlefield in the future.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>War may be good for absolutely nothing, except for cool weapons. With war and combat becoming more complicated with new tactics and strategies, weapon manufacturers and military agencies need to devise new ways to defeat enemy combatants. Advanced weapons are also developed to speed up war and prolong peace. Here are 10 of the most advanced weapons of the future.<br />
<strong>10.  PANCOR Jackhammer</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>12-gauge fully automatic gas-operated shotgun</li>
<li>Patented in 1987, but only two working prototypes exist</li>
</ul>
<p>The PANCOR Jackhammer was made popular by the “Terminator” movies and the computer game “Max Payne.” With a futuristic design coupled with a high rate of fire, the Jackhammer is an extremely lethal and dangerous weapon for ambush dispersal and close quarter combat. The shotgun can fire 240 rounds a minute, and is built from high-strength, impact- and heat-resistant plastic to reduce weight. The weapon never went into mass production, although it&#8217;s still one of the coolest and most dangerous guns ever built.<br />
<strong>9.  Stryker</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>All-wheel-drive armored combat vehicles</li>
<li>Multi-purpose vehicle that can carry anything from personnel to gun mounts to missiles</li>
</ul>
<p>With a name like “Stryker,” this family of combat vehicles strikes fear into the hearts and souls of enemies and insurgents. The Stryker is the first new armored vehicle developed and produced by the US Army since the 1980s, when the legendary Bradley Fighting Vehicle was introduced. Instead of tracks, the Stryker uses eight wheels, which means that it is much more mobile and quiet than its predecessor. The Stryker is a reliable all-purpose vehicle that continues to be deployed in Iraq and in other war-fronts in the Middle East.<br />
<strong>8.  Merkava Battle Tank</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Battle tank</li>
<li>Equipped with a 120mm cannon, four machine guns, and 12 smoke grenades</li>
</ul>
<p>In Hebrew, the word “merkava” means “chariot.” The Merkava Battle Tank is the main battle tank used by the Israel Defense Forces. The Merkava is one of the most powerful and strongest tanks in the world, capable of tearing apart the enemy in seconds. The latest-generation Merkava Mark IV is equipped with a sophisticated digital battlefield management system, which makes a fleet of Merkava tanks the critical advantage in any situation.<br />
<strong>7.  Metal Storm</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Advanced superposed load weapon</li>
<li>Ammunitions delivery system with no moving parts</li>
</ul>
<p>There&#8217;s nothing wrong with the mechanical design of the gun, at least for now. Metal Storm combines the old technology used in Roman Candles with the advanced innovations in electronic firing and weapons design. Metal Storm combines a high rate of fire with a cumulative effect of power. Most traditional guns fire one shot at a time, which means that the effect of power is sequential. Metal Storm can fire multiple shots with one pull of the electronic trigger, which means that it can literally rain down death from above.<br />
<strong>6.  TALON</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Military robot</li>
<li>Designed to aid infantry in high-risk military applications</li>
</ul>
<p>The TALON robots are not replacements for infantry, but can greatly give a commander the distinct advantage on the battlefield. Foster-Miller designed the TALON robots for the US Army, and can carry everything from sniper rifles to machine guns to reconnaissance equipment. The TALON can also safely deactivate land mines, and perform other special operations that human beings cannot do.<br />
<strong>5.  CornerShot</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Add-on to conventional weapons</li>
<li>Gives any handgun, submachine gun, or rifle the ability to fire around corners</li>
</ul>
<p>For counter-terrorists and other special forces personnel, the ability to see and fire around corners is a critical skill. CornerShot is a device mounted in the muzzle of a pistol or a gun, and uses a swing-hinge system to fire bullets around corners. CornerShot comes with a high-quality camera and LCD monitor which functions as a scope and also as a surveillance device. Other options for CornerShot include a grenade launcher and an anti-tank rocket launcher.<br />
<strong>4.  Starstreak Missile</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Laser-guided portable surface-to-air missile</li>
<li>Three accurate armor-piercing missiles for the price of one missile</li>
</ul>
<p>Startstreak is regarded as one of the most advanced weapons in the world. Traditional guided missiles can be “blinded” by flares or radar waves. Starstreak is a fast missile that breaks apart into three different “darts” that penetrate the target before exploding. The tungsten cover of the darts also fragment inside the target, causing extreme damage. The neat thing about Starstreak is that the target will always be hit by at least one of the darts, which makes it a real threat to enemies.<br />
<strong>3.  Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb (MOAB)</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Conventional bomb</li>
<li>The “Mother of All Bombs”</li>
</ul>
<p>The MOAB is a 30-foot, nine-and-a-half ton conventional bomb that can decimate a 450-foot radius with a powerful air burst shock wave. The bomb contains over eight tons of high explosives that can destroy nine city blocks, and is delivered to the target through a C-130 transport aircraft. While the MOAB is significantly weaker than the atomic bomb, massive destruction can be achieved when dozens of these weapons bombard a target. If the air burst is powerful enough, it can instantly vaporize anything within its effective range.<br />
<strong>2.  F-35 Lightning II Joint Strike Fighter</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Multi-role stealth fighter jet</li>
<li>Scheduled for 2011 as the most advanced fighter ever built</li>
</ul>
<p>Developedby Lockheed Martin, the JSF can perform just about anything expected of a military flying machine. The JSF can perform tactical bombing operations, air support missions, and air superiority missions. The JSF is capable of vertical take-off and landing (VTOL) like the famous British Harrier jet. It is also equipped with the most sophisticated on-board flight command system ever designed for an aircraft. In the next few years, the JSF will reign over the skies as the master and commander of the battlefield.<br />
<strong>1.  Electromagnetic Rail Gun</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Tested by the US Navy in February 2008</li>
<li>Can fire a shell at 5,600 mph with 10 megajoules of energy</li>
</ul>
<p>The rail gun was once thought to be a completely theoretical weapon found only in science fiction, until the US Navy successfully developed and tested a weapon that can fire a shot at 13,000 miles per hour. The rail gun uses magnetic waves to deliver a munition to its target with pinpoint accuracy. The US Navy&#8217;s rail gun will be ready sometime between 2020 and 2025. By the time this baby is ready, the phrase “death delivery” will never be the same again.</p>
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<p>There you have it, ten of the coolest weapons for the future of warfare. While a future without war is great for everyone, we could all be rest assured that these cool weapons will prevent war from taking place.</p>
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<p><b><i>* Why not make a weapon you can call your own but will not cause distraction but can be called a delicious weapon, learn <a href="http://monsterguide.net/how-to-make-a-marshmallow-gun">how to make a marshmallow gun</a>.</i></b></p>
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		<title>Top Ten Most Expensive Foodstuffs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:49:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some food and drink items are listed as among the most prized and valued in the world.  Here are 10 expensive foods you may want to try when you have enough money.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The French gastronome Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin once wrote, “Tell me what you eat, and I&#8217;ll tell you what you are.” To some people, food is merely a way to nourish the body. For food fanatics, eating is a pleasurable experience that should be savored and enjoyed. The world&#8217;s most expensive foods are not for those who keep weekly tabs on food expenses and grocery shopping lists. While they seem so ordinary and convenient, some extremely wealthy people are willing to spend thousands of dollars to indulge in these pleasures.<br />
<strong>1.  $2,700 Mushroom</strong></p>
<p>At almost $3,000 per pound, the white truffle takes the title of the world&#8217;s most expensive mushroom. Truffles are long revered by top-caliber chefs as the “diamond of the kitchen,” because of its earthy, well-rounded flavor. Truffles are used sparingly in many sophisticated dishes, and are a mark of wealth and opulence. White truffles can only be found in the wild at the Piedmont region of northern Italy, and is only harvested and sold in the fall season. For a mushroom harvested by specially trained dogs and pigs, that&#8217;s a lot of money. (Maybe you could try to propagate this variety, learn <a href="http://monsterguide.net/how-to-grow-mushrooms">how to grow mushrooms</a>)<br />
<strong>2.  $11,000 Spice</strong></p>
<p>Saffron is not for those who think that they can spice up their dishes with a pinch of pepper. Saffron is the world&#8217;s most expensive spice, at $11,000 per kilogram. Harvesting and preparing saffron is very labor-intensive; the spice is derived from the dried and prepared stigmas of the saffron crocus. It takes over 200,000 flowers to make just one kilogram of saffron, which is the equivalent of planting flowers over three football fields. The spice is prized for its honey-like, metallic aroma, although its flavor has been described as similar to hay. Paella, one of Spain&#8217;s most famous dishes, is flavored by saffron.<br />
<strong>3.  $5,000 Fish Eggs</strong></p>
<p>Almost everyone knows that caviar is expensive, but the most expensive caviar in the world is the Beluga caviar, which is branded in Iran as Almas caviar. The finest caviar in the world is made from the roe of the Beluga sturgeon, an endangered species found in the Caspian Sea and the Black Sea. To get at the egg mass, the female sturgeon is killed, and the roe is packed immediately into tins without any processing and additives or preservatives added. Beluga caviar is best enjoyed when eaten with a spoon made from mother-of-pearl, and is served with egg whites or toast points.<br />
<strong>4.  $25,000 Chocolate Sundae</strong></p>
<p>If you love dessert, a $25,000 chocolate sundae is more than enough to satisfy your sugar cravings and empty your life savings. The Serendipity 3 restaurant in New York City set a Guinness World Record for the “Frrrozen Haute Chocolate,” which is the world&#8217;s most expensive dessert. For the price of a semester in Harvard University, you can indulge in a frozen sundae made from cocoas from 14 different countries, infused with five grams of 23-carat gold, topped with gold-topped whipped cream, and served with a side of La Madeleine au Truffle. If that doesn&#8217;t justify the price tag, the sundae is served in a gold-lined crystal goblet, and an 18-carat gold bracelet studded with 1-carat diamonds.<br />
<strong>5.  $2,000,000 Liquor</strong></p>
<p>They say that fine wine tastes better with age. It tastes even better when it&#8217;s 100-year-old cognac grande champagne, bottled in four kilograms of pure platinum, 24-karat yellow gold, and studded with 6,500 diamonds. The Henri IV Dudognon Heritage is called “The DNA of Cognac,” and holds the Guinness World Record for the world&#8217;s most expensive liquor bottle. The Henri IV Dudognon Heritage has been aged in French oak barrels for 100 years. No one has yet to buy the bottle, much less have poured a drink from it.<br />
<strong>6.  $5,000 Hamburger</strong></p>
<p>The $5,000 FleurBurger, served at the Fleur de Lys at the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, is not for those who like eating at McDonald&#8217;s. The patty is made from 100% Kobe beef, and is served with foie gras and truffle sauce on a brioche truffle bun. The FleurBurger comes with a bottle of Chateau Petrus 1990. To complete this sophisticated and expensive version of a Happy Meal, you get to keep the Ichendorf Brunello imported Italian carafes used to serve your wine. The Mandalay Bay will also deliver a certificate of authenticity to your home that proves you didn&#8217;t lose $5000 on the tables at Las Vegas, but on a single burger.<br />
<strong>7.  $1,000 Coffee</strong></p>
<p>Forget the Grande Mocha Frappucinos you drink at Starbucks; at $1000 a kilogram, the most expensive coffee in the world is the Kopi Luwak from Indonesia. Kopi Luwak, also known as Civet Coffee, is made from coffee berries eaten by civets. The coffee berries pass through the digestive system of the animal. After the coffee beans are literally pooped out by the animal, the beans are lightly washed, lightly roasted, packaged, and sold. While coffee beans made from cat poop may sound disgusting, it very rare and is coveted by true coffee lovers.<br />
<strong>8.  $71,000 Cocktail</strong></p>
<p>Party-goers who like a bit more punch for getting drunk may want to try the $71,000 “Flawless” Christmas cocktails from the Movida nightclub in London. The drink is made from a measure of Louis XII cognac, Cristal Rose champagne, brown sugar, angostura bitters, and flakes of edible 24-carat gold leaf. The real treat to the “Flawless” is the 11-carat white diamond ring at the bottom of the glass. A security detail is on hand to watch over the preparation and consumption of the drink down to the last sip. (If you can&#8217;t afford this one, you could still choose from these <a href="http://lifehackery.com/2008/12/16/8-luscious-cocktails-for-your-christmas-party/">8 luscious cocktails for your Christmas party</a>)<br />
<strong>9.  $3,700 Pizza</strong></p>
<p>The Pizza Royale 007 is not your average pizza from Pizza Hut or Domino&#8217;s. For $3,700, you get an expert-made Italian pizza topped with caviar marinated in champagne, Mediterranean lobster, and sprinkled with gold leaf. The pizza is then doused with $2000 worth of Louis XII Rémy Martin cognac before it&#8217;s baked to perfection in a genuine pizza oven. For that kind of pizza, they must pay for it if it doesn&#8217;t get delivered on time.<br />
<strong>10.  $1,000 Potato</strong></p>
<p>Who says potatoes are cheap? For $1,000 a kilogram, the “La Bonnotte” potato is an extinct variety found only on the French island of Noirmoutier. The potatoes need special care, and should only be fertilized with local seaweeds. Only 100 tons of this potato are harvested each year, and are only sold to top French restaurants. These potatoes are just too good for French fries.</p>
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<p>Now that you know 10 of the most expensive foods in the world, you may want to consider saving up a lot of money for a taste of the best. You may not be able to afford one of these in a lifetime, but it makes you enjoy the simple pleasures of everyday delights.</p>
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		<title>Top Ten Educational TV Shows</title>
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<p>Let&#8217;s face it, television is not exactly kid-friendly. Violence, foul language, and mindless entertainment are broadcast on TV even in the morning, when children are present. The good news is that there are a lot of educational TV shows that children can enjoy. Most of these educational TV shows come from the early days of public television. Here are ten educational shows you may have grown up with:</p>
<p></br><b>10.  Beakman&#8217;s World (1992-1998)</b></br>
<p>Science is a very popular topic in educational TV shows, mostly because children find themselves bored with such topics like chemistry and physics. &ldquo;Beakman&#8217;s World&rdquo; was a kid-friendly science show that starred Dr. Beakman (Paul Zaloom), a guy in a rat suit named Lester D. Rat (Mark Ritts), and various bubbly assistants like Josie (Alanna Ubach), Liza (Eliza Schneider), and Phoebe (Senta Moses). Beakman made science fun through interesting trivia in a segment called &ldquo;Beakmania,&rdquo; and through hilarious but scientific experiments and video clips.</p>
<p></br><b>9.  Ghostwriter (1992-1995)</b></br>
<p>Children may find it boring to read books and write stories, but &ldquo;Ghostwriter&rdquo; made it fun. Reading and writing skills in this show were taught through detective stories and the everyday experiences of teenagers. Ghostwriter is a small, bouncing dot, who can only be seen by the &ldquo;Ghostwriter Team.&rdquo; The team is composed of Jamal Jenkins (Sheldon Turnipseed), Lenni Frazer (Blaze Berdahl), Alex Fernandez (David Lopez), Gaby Fernandez (Mayeteena Gonzales), and Tina Nguyen (Tram-Anh Tran).</p>
<p></br><b>8.  Arthur (1996-present)</b></br>
<p>&ldquo;Arthur&rdquo; is a TV series where an eight-year-old aardvark named Arthur Timothy Read learned and taught valuable life lessons to kids. Arthur lives in the fictional town of Elwood City, where he is friends with Buster Baxter (a fun-loving rabbit), Francine Frensky (a bossy monkey), Muffy Crosswire (a fashion-loving monkey), Alan &ldquo;Brain&rdquo; Powers (a very intelligent bear), and many other neighborhood kids. Arthur is constantly pestered by his sister, D.W. The show is widely considered to be one of the most wholesome educational shows for children.</p>
<p></br><b>7.  Lamb Chop&#8217;s Play-Along (1992-1997)</b></br>
<p>They say that you can&#8217;t learn anything from sock puppets, but Lamb Chop was the exception. Created in 1957 by the late puppeteer and comedian Shari Lewis, Lamb Chop was a sock puppet loved by children the world over. Lamb Chop, a six-year-old female sheep, is very curious, inquisitive, and loves to have fun with her friends Shari, Hush Puppy, and Charlie Horse. When Shari Lewis died in 1998, her daughter Mally Lewis took over the show. To this day, the antics of Lamb Chop, as well as &ldquo;The Song That Never Ends,&rdquo; is still enjoyed by children the world over.</p>
<p></br><b>6.  The Magic School Bus (1994-1997)</b></br>
<p>Every kid likes field trips, but &ldquo;The Magic School Bus&rdquo; had the most awesome class outings. Miss Frizzle, an eccentric and wacky science teacher, took her third-grade class to field trips aboard the Magic School Bus. While Miss Frizzle&#8217;s class didn&#8217;t go camping at lakes and park grounds, they went to field trips to outer space, the inside of the human body, and even the center of the Earth. Accompanied by her pet lizard Liz, Miss Frizzle and the Magic School Bus made learning fun and enjoyable.</p>
<p></br><b>5.  Superbook (April 4 </p>
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		<title>Top Ten Sexual Positions</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sex is not just about making babies. If you have to spend time making love with the woman of your dreams, you have to make the experience pleasurable and exciting. You may have tried kinky foreplay, but the real joy of sex comes with the act itself. Sexy lingerie, French maid uniforms, the songs of Barry White, or even a bit of S&amp;M thrown in will not work if you stick with the missionary position. Here are 10 of the most titillating, arousing, and mind-blowing sexual positions you can try for a steamy night in bed:<br />
<strong>10.  Masters and Johnson</strong></p>
<p>The Masters and Johnson technique is also called the “lateral coital position.” In a famous study made by William Masters and Virgina Johnson in the 1960s, they discovered that premature ejaculation and other sexual dysfunctions is partially caused by having too little support on the body during sex. The Masters and Johnson technique is a modified version of the woman-on-top missionary position. Instead of the woman pinning her weight on her partner, both remain fully supported by the bed. It also means a fuller range of pelvic motion, which results to more satisfying sex.<br />
<strong>9.  Reverse Spoon</strong></p>
<p>Tired of the old spooning technique? Like many things in life, the spoon position becomes more exciting when you do it backwards. To perform the reverse spoon, you still need to lay on your sides, although instead of pressing your back against your partner, you will have to pin your body against your partner&#8217;s legs. The man will then penetrate the woman upside-down. While tangling your bodies in a knot may sound complicated, the Reverse Spoon allows a few extra inches of penetration in a position that will blow your partner away.<br />
<strong>8.  Bend Over Backwards</strong></p>
<p>Too tired to get into bed? Maybe you want to get rowdy in some other place, like the sofa. At first, the living-room sofa may not sound like a good place to have sex. A neat trick is for the woman to bend over backwards on the arm of the sofa, and prop up her leg on the sofa&#8217;s backrest. The man can then penetrate the woman from this alluring, stimulating position.<br />
<strong>7.  Lap-Dancing Cowgirl</strong></p>
<p>Almost everyone has tried the Cowgirl before, but the Lap-Dancing Cowgirl combines all the benefits of the woman-on-top position with the arousing and stimulating effect of a good old-fashioned lap dance. To perform the Lap-Dancing Cowgirl, the man sits on a comfy yet sturdy chair, while the woman mounts her from the front. The neat thing about the Lap-Dancing Cowgirl is that penetration is easily controlled by the woman. For maximum pleasure and arousal, the man should dress up in cowboy boots, while the woman gets it on with open leather chaps and a cowboy hat. You can also have sex to the tune of country music and old-style blues.<br />
<strong>6.  Standing Tall</strong></p>
<p>The Kama Sutra calls the standing position the “suspended congress,” but it has nothing to do with power-hungry politicians. Standing may sound like an uncomfortable and unwieldy position to have sex, but this is perfect for cramped spaces like the shower stall. The man leans back against the wall, while the woman grasps him around the neck for support. For extra balance, the man grips the woman by the legs. You just let gravity do the work for you. You can make the standing position really sensuous if you do it under a hot shower.<br />
<strong>5.  The Snow Plow</strong></p>
<p>The Snow Plow is the ultimate turn-on for those who like deep penetration. The sexual position is a modified version of the missionary position, and is a great way to warm the body up on those cold, snowy days. To do the Snow Plow, the woman lies on the bed and raises her legs up to her head. The man then proceeds to mount the woman from this position. In a 1972 sex manual entitled “The Joy of Sex” by Dr. Alex Comfort, this position was called the “Viennese Oyster.” A change of name, like a change in sexual positions, is a good thing.<br />
<strong>4.  The Lazy Dog</strong></p>
<p>Too tired to get up from a night of cuddling? The Lazy Dog is a come-from-behind sexual technique that emphasizes slow, sensual, romantic thrusting motions. The position is a more romantic and less intense take on Doggy Style, which is great for those mornings where you&#8217;re just too groggy for full-on intensity. The Lazy Dog also gives you a lot of freedom of movement to experiment with thrusts and hip motions.<br />
<strong>3.  The Splitter</strong></p>
<p>Female gymnasts, athletes and dancers can maximize their talents for mind-blowing sexual positions. Most men cannot do the splits, but many women find no problems doing so. The Splitter is a perfect sexual acrobatic move for partners looking to spice up their sexual experience. There are many ways to modify the Splitter. The Side-Saddle Split is a front split executed with the woman facing the side. The Straddle Split can be a very alluring take on the traditional Cowgirl. If the woman is really flexible and athletic, you can really achieve those mind-blowing orgasms using Twisting Splits.<br />
<strong>2.  The Butterfly Effect</strong></p>
<p>The Butterfly is a very popular position in the Kama Sutra, because it emphasizes sensuality. The Butterfly maximizes pelvic contact, which results in a more aroused and mind-splitting sexual experience. A unique take on the Cowgirl, the Butterfly position lets the woman lay back, while she controls the tempo and depth of penetration. The position also gives the man a good view of his partner, and he can also reciprocate with some well-timed hip movements.<br />
<strong>1.  Deep Impact</strong></p>
<p>For that full-on, mind-blowing, most awesome orgasm that you thought existed only in dreams, the Deep Impact stays true to its name. The woman lies with her legs hanging from the edge of the bed, as the man penetrates her either by pulling her legs toward his body, or by carefully positioning the legs to a straddle split. The Deep Impact combines all the benefits of gravity, motion, and penetration into one complete, sexy, amazing sexual position that&#8217;s sure to be one of your favorites. Like the movie of the same name, the Deep Impact is sure to be a collision between Heaven and Earth.</p>
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<p>There you have it, 10 sexual positions that are sure to break you out of your sexual rut. Remember that all of these sexual positions will not work without love, care, and genuine passion. If you enjoyed reading this article, might as well read <a href="http://monsterguide.net/how-to-last-longer-in-bed">how to last longer in bed.</a></p>
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<p>* No matter what position you choose when having sex, you can add thrill, passion, and energy into sex by learning the <a href="http://lifehackery.com/2008/10/15/life-20/">Four unusual places to have sex</a>.  Just make sure to stay safe, protected, and enjoy the feeling of total sexual satisfaction.</p>
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		<title>Top Ten Dance Crazes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Robot, the Running Man, the Hokey-Pokey and the Macarena are just some of the ten most popular dance crazes of all time.]]></description>
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<p>Whether you&#8217;re a very skilled dancer or if you&#8217;re born with two left feet, dancing is a very good way to let out some steam. Everyone grew up with at least one dance craze. Chances are you were videotaped by your parents dancing to the tune of a popular hit when you were a kid. A lot of dances are sort of embarrassing to remember, but every generation has lived with at least one dance craze.</p>
<p>Many dance crazes have come and gone over the years, although there are ten that have stood the test of time:</p>
<p></br><b>10.  The Robot</b></br>
<p>The Robot is a freestyle dance move that was popularized by Michael Jackson&#8217;s music videos and concert appearances. The dance, which imitates the movement of a robot or a mannequin, was invented in the 1960s by Charles &ldquo;Robot&rdquo; Washington. There are no set dance steps for The Robot. All you need to do is start and finish your freestyle movements with locking movements that make you seem like you&#8217;re powered by an electric motor. The Robot is a favorite dance routine for electronica, trance music, and funk. To get the best effect, you can add some beeping noises to your dance routine.</p>
<p></br><b>9.  The Papaya</b></br>
<p>&quot;Papaya&quot; was a song by Urszula Dudziak, which became a staple in Philippine disco bars in the 1970s.The Papaya Dance is a very popular dance in East Asia, particularly in the Philippines. The Papaya Dance is often called &ldquo;the new Macarena,&rdquo; because of its infectious dance steps. Many videos on YouTube and other video hosting sites on the Internet demonstrate the Papaya Dance. The dance is now used by many companies to boost employee morale and enthusiasm. Not bad for a dance step that has become a viral Internet video.</p>
<p></br><b>8.  The Larusso</b></br>
<p>The French may have developed ballet, but they can also boast of a dance craze called &ldquo;The Larusso.&rdquo; The Larusso is a line dance from the music video of Larusso&#8217;s 2000 dance hit, &ldquo;O ne s&#8217;aimera plus jamais.&rdquo; The Larusso combines traditional line dance, modern jazz, and ballroom dance. While there are many variations of the Larusso, the most common form is the original sequence of steps in the music video.</p>
<p></br><b>7.  The Saturday Night Fever</b></br>
<p>The Seventies were all about disco and &ldquo;Saturday Night Fever.&quot; John Travolta&#8217;s swinging hips and white disco suit may not be for everyone, but he invented a famous dance craze now called the &ldquo;Saturday Night Fever.&quot; The famous movie scene where Travolta does a solo routine on the lighted floor of the dance club is a combination of many disco moves. The Saturday Night Fever&#8217;s most famous dance step is the legendary pose in the movie poster, where one hand points up to the sky and one hand points to the ground. Add a bit of hip movement, and you have one of the most memorable dance crazes of the 20th century.</p>
<p></br><b>6.  The Running Man</b></br>
<p>One of the most popular dance crazes of the 1980s was The Running Man. While some consider the dance &quot;uncool,&quot; the dance craze was used by the likes of Britney Spears, Scarlett Johansson, and even US First Lady Laura Bush. The Running Man is often performed in parties, clubs, or even friendly gatherings. The Running Man is very easy to do; you just run in place, and add some sliding motions to your steps. It also works great if you exaggerate your motions for a high-energy performance.</p>
<p></br><b>5.  The Hokey-Pokey</b></br>
<p>You can think of the Hokey-Pokey as the granddaddy of all dance crazes. The Hokey-Pokey has been around since World War II, and was very popular among British and American soldiers as a form of entertainment. Almost everyone grew up doing the Hokey-Pokey at school, and is still a popular ice-breaker for parties and informal gatherings. You simply put your right hand in, and put your right hand out. Put your right hand in, and shake it all about. Then you do the Hokey-Pokey as you turn yourself around, and that&#8217;s what it&#8217;s all about.</p>
<p></br><b>4.  The Ketchup Song</b></br>
<p>&ldquo;Aserej&eacute;,&rdquo; also known as The Ketchup Song, was a Spanish dance hit by Las Ketchup that topped the charts in 2002. The dance also had its own unique dance routine that combined hand jives and gyrating hips. The Ketchup Dance was both popular and infamous. While children and young people were wiggling their hands to the tune of the catchy Spanish chorus, some religious organizations called &ldquo;Aserej&eacute;&rdquo; a form of &ldquo;devil-worship.&rdquo; Whether this is true or not, The Ketchup Song is one of the most easily recalled dance crazes in pop music.</p>
<p></br><b>3.  The Lambada</b></br>
<p>The 1980s and the early 1990s was anything but a flock of seagulls, because it was a decade of dance hits and crazes. The Lambada is one of the most famous and most popular dance crazes of the time. The word &ldquo;Lambada&rdquo; refers to a sensual Brazilian dance, where the dance partners dance together with their stomachs pressed together. The Lambada dance style became internationally popular with the 1989 Kaoma hit &ldquo;Lambada.&rdquo; The Lambada was a fast-paced, smooth, and erotic, and became a favorite at ballroom parties. Today, the Lambada is still very popular in Europe and Japan.</p>
<p></br><b>2.  The YMCA</b></br>
<p>Say what you want about The Village People, but the modern dance craze all started with the &ldquo;YMCA.&rdquo; The YMCA is a group dance for four people, although it can be done by just one person. You don&#8217;t need to have someone wear a sailor suit, a cowboy outfit, the headdress of a Native American, or a construction worker&#8217;s safety helmet to have a perfect performance of the YMCA. The dance is a favorite among cheerleading squads, who incorporate it to their halftime routines.</p>
<p></br><b>1.  The Macarena</b></br>
<p>The Macarena is perhaps the most famous dance craze that almost everyone loves to hate. No matter how annoyed you are with the Macarena, it&#8217;s still something you can remember. Los del Rio, the Spanish duo that made &ldquo;Macarena&rdquo; the greatest one-hit-wonder of all time, didn&#8217;t know that they landed a spot in history by writing a catchy song and making catchy dance steps to go along with it. Everyone who grew up in the 1990s is very familiar with the seven easy dance steps of the Macarena. Today, the Macarena is still derided, although it is still incorporated in exercise videos.</p>
<p>Dance crazes are not about complicated moves, but about having everybody join in the fun of simple steps that anyone can do. While most people would rather forget about &ldquo;silly&rdquo; and &ldquo;immature&rdquo; dance crazes of the past, they are little things that get stuck in our heads no matter how much we try to replace them with other thoughts. Maybe in the next few years, even these &ldquo;old&rdquo; dance steps will be popular again, and the good news is that we can all pick up where we left off. If you enjoyed reading this article, you&#8217;ll surely be interested in reading <a href="http://monsterguide.net/how-to-dance-at-a-night-club">how to dance at a night club</a>.</p>
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<p><b><i>* Dancing liberates the spirit! It&#8217;s been an age-old practice and hobby that has spread through different cultures all over the world. You too can <a href="http://www.monsterguide.net/how-to-dance.shtml">learn how to dance</a>! There are many dancing schools available on the Internet. It&#8217;s the perfect hobby for those who&#8217;d like to lose weight and express themselves through music.</i></b></p>
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		<title>Top Ten Least Famous American Presidents</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The office of the President of the United States of America is almost 220 years old, and is considered to be the most powerful political office in the world. For over two centuries of independence, America has had 43 Presidents that looked over the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave. Almost everyone can name famous Presidents like George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush, just to name a few.</p>
<p>Yet there are US Presidents who do not have the same name-recall. It&#8217;s not that they are Presidents best left forgotten, but that people just don&#8217;t remember who they were. Here are ten of the lesser-known Presidents of the United States:</p>
<p><strong>1. Martin Van Buren</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Eighth President of the United States (1837-1841)</li>
<li>Democratic</li>
<li>Re-introduced to the American public in the 1997 film “Amistad”</li>
</ul>
<p>Martin Van Buren&#8217;s Presidency was saddled with many problems, particularly the economic crisis of 1837. It was also during Van Buren&#8217;s term that the United States had a brief confrontation with Canada, its neighbor to the north, during the Aroostook War of 1838-1839. The word “OK” was also invented during Van Buren&#8217;s presidency, which stood for his nickname: “Old Kinderhook.”</p>
<p><strong>2.  William Henry Harrison</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Ninth President of the United States (March 4, 1841 – April 4, 1841)</li>
<li>Whig</li>
<li>First President to die in office</li>
</ul>
<p>William Henry Harrison had the background to be an American President. He represented the Northwest Territory (now the states of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin, Michigan, and Minnesota) in the US Congress from 1799-1800. He also served as Governor of Indiana and Senator of Ohio. Nobody will ever know if he would have made a great President, because he died of <a href="http://bodyhealing.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=278&amp;Itemid=5">pneumonia</a> a month into his Presidency.</p>
<p><strong>3.  John Tyler</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Tenth President of the United States (1841-1845)</li>
<li>Whig</li>
<li>Not an ancestor of Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler</li>
</ul>
<p>John Tyler was the first President who assumed office by succession, when President William Henry Harrison died of pneumonia a month into the 1841-1845 Presidential term. Tyler&#8217;s most important achievement as President was the annexation of Texas (For more information on Texas, read <a href="http://theguideto.com/category/article-pages/travel/the-guide-to-texas/">The guide to Texas</a>). While Tyler was kind and very honest to the people, he proved to be unpopular to some members of his own party.</p>
<p><strong>4. Zachary Taylor</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Twelfth President of the United States (1849-1850)</li>
<li>Whig</li>
<li>Not Black Ranger in “Power Rangers”</li>
</ul>
<p>Zachary Taylor was a war hero in several important battles in American history, like the War of 1812 and the Mexican-American War. Taylor was not a very political-minded President, although he did successfully win the 1848 United States Presidential election. His legacy as President was the Compromise of 1850, which was a complex collection of bills drafted to answer controversies resulting from the Mexican-American War.</p>
<p><strong>5.  Millard Fillmore</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Thirteeth President of the United States (1850-1853)</li>
<li>Whig</li>
<li>Most famous forgotten President of the United States</li>
</ul>
<p>While television sitcoms often poke fun at Millard Fillmore as the most popular lesser-known President of the United States, he has contributed a lot to American history. During Fillmore&#8217;s term, California was admitted as a free state in the Union. Fillmore also sent Commodore Matthew C. Perry to Japan in order to convince the empire to open up to free trade.</p>
<p><strong>6.  James Buchanan</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Fifteenth President of the United States (1857-1861)</li>
<li>Democrat</li>
<li>The only bachelor US President</li>
</ul>
<p>James Buchanan holds the dubious distinction of being the US President who, because of his own actions, paved the way for a great US President: Abraham Lincoln. During Buchanan&#8217;s term, the country was almost in ruin, with Southern states demanding secession from the Union because they advocated slavery. Buchanan&#8217;s solution was to do nothing about the secessionist threat, because while he believed secession was illegal, going to war to preserve the Union was also unconstitutional.</p>
<p><strong>7. Rutherford B. Hayes</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Nineteenth President of the United States (1877-1881)</li>
<li>Republican</li>
<li>The only US President whose election was decided by Congress</li>
</ul>
<p>Rutherford Hayes was embroiled in a controversial Presidential election in 1876, where he lost the popular vote to his Democrat opponent, Samuel Tilden. The controversy would rear its ugly head again 124 years later, during the 2000 Presidential elections between Al Gore and George W. Bush. As President, Hayes got criticized for ending Reconstruction after the Civil War, and the Great Railroad Strike of 1877.</p>
<p><strong>8. James A. Garfield</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Twentieth President of the United States (March 4, 1881 – September 19, 1881)</li>
<li>Republican</li>
<li>Served as President for 80 days</li>
</ul>
<p>James Garfield has the second shortest Presidential term next to William Harrison. He was also the second sitting President to be assassinated, next to Abraham Lincoln. Garfield was shot by a lawyer named Charles Guiteau, who was disappointed for his own failure to secure a government post. During his 80-day Presidency, Garfield&#8217;s only official act was to sign an extradition paper.</p>
<p><strong>9. Chester A. Arthur</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Twenty-first President of the United States (1881-1885)</li>
<li>Republican</li>
<li>One of the lesser-appreciated Presidents</li>
</ul>
<p>Chester Arthur is a war general and former Collector of Customs for the Port of New York. Arthur may be known for his fashionable and elegant attire, but his achievements and his ability to go beyond party lines makes him underrated among the many great Presidents of the United States. During his term, the American civil service was extensively reformed, and enacted the country&#8217;s first immigration law.</p>
<p><strong>10. Benjamin Harrison</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Twenty-third President of the United States (1889-1893)</li>
<li>Republican</li>
<li>First President to have his voice recorded</li>
</ul>
<p>Benjamin Harrison&#8217;s voice was recorded by Giuseppe Bettini in 1889, using a phonograph cylinder. Harrison also has the distinction of being the first President to install electricity in the White House, the first President to travel across the country by train, and the first President to attend a baseball game. His legacy is tainted with federal spending that cost one billion dollars, which is another first in American history.</p>
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<p>Now that you know some of America&#8217;s lesser-known Presidents, you would probably ace that American History pop quiz. You may also now have a greater appreciation for the leaders, the movers, and the shakers of the Union&#8217;s long history. Just because these Presidents are not as popular as the faces and names carved into Mount Rushmore doesn&#8217;t mean that we shouldn&#8217;t also stop, look, and think about them.</p>
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		<title>Top Ten Home TV Shopping Products</title>
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<p>&ldquo;But wait, there&#8217;s more!&rdquo; &ldquo;Call the 1-800 number on your screen now to avail of this limited time offer!&rdquo; These are just some of the many pitches for all sorts of useful &ndash; and even useless &ndash; products sold through infomercials. Almost everything has been sold through direct marketing channels on late-night television: cleaning products, kitchen gadgets, car care chemicals, crystal bears, stud staplers, and the list goes on. Here are ten of the best home TV shopping products that have entertained and even annoyed people over the years:</p>
<p></br><b>10.  Power Juicer (2004)</b></br>
<ul>
<li>High-powered juicer</li>
<li>Endorsed by American fitness icon Jack LaLanne</li>
</ul>
<p>Jack LaLanne has been around a long time &ndash; 90 years, to be exact &ndash; and can still pump iron. His secret is all-natural fresh-squeezed juice, which you can now drink thanks to the Jack LaLanne Power Juicer. In the infomercials, the juicer has made juice out of celery stalks, whole apples, carrots, and even spinach leaves. Will the Power Juicer ever make juice out of a whole steak?</p>
<p></br><b>9.  Tae Bo (1990s)</b></br>
<ul>
<li>Exercise tapes</li>
<li>Developed by American martial artist Billy Blanks</li>
</ul>
<p>In the 1990s, fitness regimens were the craze. Billy Blanks, a martial arts expert-turned-fitness guru, introduced an exercise tape called &ldquo;Tae Bo,&rdquo; which he claimed was a combination of taekwondo and kickboxing. Together with special diets and motivational tapes, Tae Bo made an industry out of personal fitness. Many gyms that offer aerobic kickboxing courses today use Tae Bo tapes and techniques.</p>
<p></br><b>8.  Mathemagics and Human Calculator (1980s-1990s)</b></br>
<ul>
<li>Video course on mental math</li>
<li>Pitched by Mike Levey in &ldquo;Amazing Discoveries&rdquo;</li>
</ul>
<p>Not too many people like math, but in the 1990s, the late TV pitchman Mike Levey introduced the world to &ldquo;Mathemagics&rdquo; by Dr. Arthur Benjamin and &ldquo;Human Calculator&rdquo; by Guinness World Record-holder Scott Flansburg. In the infomercials, both Benjamin and Flansburg demonstrated the ability to solve even the most complicated math calculations in their head, without the aid of a calculator. A major selling point of the video courses was that both Benjamin and Flansburg can solve math problems faster than accountants with cash registers and calculators.</p>
<p></br><b>7.  DuraShine (1996)</b></br>
<ul>
<li>Car washing product</li>
<li>Involved gimmicks with garden hoses and flames</li>
</ul>
<p>DuraShine was one of the earliest car care products that featured gimmicks that almost every car washing product uses today. The host of the infomercial, Jim Caldwell, claimed that water beads burned holes in your car. He even went so far as to set a body panel on fire, to demonstrate DuraShine&#8217;s resistance to high temperatures. DuraShine, along with the DuraLube synthetic lubricant, is a partner of many NASCAR and CART racing teams. (For more information on car cleaners, read <a href="http://theguideto.com/the-guide-to-car-cleaner/?c=3566">The guide to car cleaner</a>)</p>
<p></br><b>6.  Gazelle (2001)</b></br>
<ul>
<li>Low-impact cross-trainer</li>
<li>Endorsed and developed by infomercial icon Tony Little</li>
</ul>
<p>The &ldquo;Gazelle&rdquo; infomercial left nothing to the imagination. Tony Little&#8217;s booming voice, synthesizer music you usually hear in X-rated movies, and sweaty bodies clad in spandex gym wear made the Gazelle a cult classic among infomercial fans. The ad for the Gazelle was as much about tight butts and sweaty thighs as it was about Tony&#8217;s voice shouting, &ldquo;You can do it!&rdquo;</p>
<p></br><b>5.  Veg-O-Matic (1975)</b></br>
<ul>
<li>Kitchen appliance</li>
<li>Gadget made famous by Ronco</li>
</ul>
<p>The Ronco Company is a name associated with the infomercial. The Veg-O-Matic was introduced as the only gadget in the world that can slice vegetables with just one stroke. The Veg-O-Matic featured a grid of blades that cut through vegetables with ease. Today&#8217;s french-fry cutters, whether sold in kitchen appliance stores or through TV sales pitches, owe their design to the Veg-O-Matic.</p>
<p></br><b>4.  Singing Bass Fish (1990s)</b></br>
<ul>
<li>Home decoration</li>
<li>One of the most popular and iconic infomercial products</li>
</ul>
<p>Most infomercials sell useful products and gadgets. The Singing Bass Fish (along with Singing Trouts and Singing Tuna) was the exception to the rule of kitchen knives and exercise equipment. The plastic fish was a fad in many American homes in the 1990s. At the push of a button, the fish would break out into classic hits by Paul Anka, Tom Jones, and even Engelbert Humperdinck.</p>
<p></br><b>3.  Total Gym (1996)</b></br>
<ul>
<li>Multi-purpose home gym</li>
<li>Endorsed by action star Chuck Norris and supermodel Christie Brinkley</li>
</ul>
<p>The Total Gym was famous for having almost a hundred different exercises and celebrity endorsements. The machine endorsed by Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley made the &ldquo;total body workout&rdquo; famous. The star power of the infomercial contributed a lot to its sales and its popularity. After all, who wouldn&#8217;t buy a machine from a world-famous action star and a high-class supermodel? (Tips on <a href="http://monsterguide.net/how-to-build-a-home-gym">how to build a home gym</a>)</p>
<p></br><b>2.  The George Foreman Grill (1994)</b></br>
<ul>
<li>Compact inclined kitchen grill</li>
<li>Former World Heavyweight Champion George Foreman has his name on it</li>
</ul>
<p>What everyone calls the &ldquo;George Foreman Grill&rdquo; is actually named &ldquo;The Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine.&rdquo; The George Foreman Grill is a sandwich grill, although the non-stick surface is slanted to allow excess fat to drain away. The George Foreman Grill is popular among health-conscious eaters, and students who don&#8217;t have enough space for proper cookware inside their dorm rooms.</p>
<p></br><b>1.  Ginsu (1970s)</b></br>
<ul>
<li>Kitchen knives</li>
<li>The infomercial that started it all</li>
</ul>
<p>&ldquo;In Japan, the hand can be used as a knife&#8230; but you can&#8217;t do that with a tomato.&rdquo; The opening spiel for the Ginsu Knife Set paved the way not just for knife sets, but for every infomercial broadcast on late-night schedules and home TV shopping channels. Pitched by Ed Valenti and Barry Becher, Ginsu knives were shown to cut through nails and tin cans, and still cut a tomato with the same razor-sharp edge. Common features of infomercials today, like toll-free 1-800 numbers and the phrase &ldquo;But wait, there&#8217;s more!&rdquo; were all invented in the Ginsu commercials.</p>
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<p>There you have it, ten of the most enduring infomercials and home TV shopping products ever broadcast on late-night TV. It doesn&#8217;t matter if they really work, come with 30-day money back guarantees, or if you wonder about five-cent savings from a product that costs $39.95. Infomercials make for entertaining television, and you may just have the urge to dial the number on your screen to buy an interesting product &ldquo;as seen on TV.&rdquo;</p>
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