Top 10 Methods to a Successful Bar Hook-up

Posted on January 13th, 2008 by crunkish


 

Perfume Scent
Spraying a perfume
10. Sparkle with That Scent

 

Do you notice how the aroma of freshly-cooked breakfasts can whet your appetite and spring your heavy torso into action? You can also use that method to successfully hook-up with the person you’ve been eyeing. Male perfumes are specially formulated to make you seem more masculine. Just like sweat, some exotic male perfumes are even formulated to stimulate women sensually. Women are usually attracted to someone who smells fresh, clean and masculine. If you are going to a crowded place, such as a bar, make sure to place generous amounts of perfume on so that you’ll stand out in the sea of people who smell like a mixture of sweat and alcohol. You will be in the running for a nice hook-up since most women prefer human scents over fish buckets.

 

9. Modifying the Model Look

 

Model
Gorgeous Model Wannabe
Act like a model. Walk like a model. Talk like a model. Most importantly, dress like a model. Well, you don’t have to look like a mannequin but you have to at least look presentable. The problem with this method is that everyone knows about it, which is why most bachelors look the same. Be a step ahead of everyone by slightly altering your “do” to stand out among all of your sharp-dressed rivals. You can add a strange fashion accessory to your wardrobe or roll your top in an unconventional manner so that you can be easily noticed by your targets.

 

8. The Action Star Impression

 

Action Star
The Macho Man
A lot of women are trapped in fantasy worlds where they see themselves as fairy tale princesses. They adore the thought of being charmed and defended by their dashing prince. Smart individuals take advantage of this by giving their best princely impressions. Most of them come off as action stars. They talk about how they manage to use their fists and biceps in almost every activity. Stupid as it may sound, it actually works on a lot of women since women feel that bad boys can defend them. You can watch a few action films and pick up a few moves from the likes of Pierce Brosnan and Antonio Banderas. Their characters are often as smart as they are macho, which becomes a distinct advantage over those egotistic action-figures found in bars.

 

7. Tickle and Stimulate with a Pick-up Line

 

Laughing
Throwing funny lines
A good essay or a good speech usually has a striking opener. After hearing such opening lines, you are magnetized to the whole piece regardless of its worth. That is how pick-up lines work. If you carefully construct a good opening line to introduce yourself, make sure that it is done in good taste with a little playfulness. If you manage to pull this off, your prospect and her group of girl friends will find you cool, edgy and mysterious. You have to be aware that an awful pick-up line can also destroy your entire image. If your prospect finds it too corny, prepare to become an instant urban legend in a lot of social circles. By that time, your image will be too comedic to attract nice prospects.

 

6. True Lies

 

True Lies
Having a good talk
In a lot of social scenes, there are men who try to impress prospects with their “all-macho” attitude and their tales of bravado. It just so happens that there is more testosterone than truth to those supposed flights of fancy. If the woman is smart enough to do a little research on Mr. Motormouth, she will probably leave him for someone that she knows she can trust. You can build a good foundation with your prospect by staying true to your persona (for the most part). You can add a few male hyperboles to strengthen your story and to not become the main themes of your litanies. If your prospect sees your honesty, even if some of your stories are of negative deeds, you’ll still be a keeper since you were man enough to actually admit the truth. You can use that trust to create lies right after. It is your ballgame at that point.

 

5. Dance Dance Dance

 

Dance
Enjoying the night
They say that the best dancers are also the best sexual partners. Some believe that every complex dance move equates to an equally complex move in the bedroom. Regardless of whether that is true or not, dancing is a rather effective way of hooking-up. Dancing is the primal handshake in the hook-up scene for a lot of people. You can approach your prospect without even uttering a word. Ideally, you should smile first. If your prospect smiles back, then you can put on a good string dance moves that will complement hers. From there, she can judge your sexual chemistry by the way you move, which is why you should carefully anticipate hers. If you manage to impress her, you might engage in a sexually stimulating dance number. Next thing you know, you and your prospect will be dancing to Marvin Gaye’s music in the comfort of your room.

 

4. Super Spies are Hook-up Heroes

 

The Man
With couple of ladies
In a lot of science fiction flicks, the protagonists are usually faced with physically and technologically superior foes. To defeat those nasty and nerdy aliens, the human protagonists often do a lot of research before coming up with a miracle serum or single-shot super cannon. In the hook-up scene, you too can brew up secret weapons if you do your own research. If you find someone attractive during your night out, you can at least get her name from your friends or drop a nifty line to get her name. When you get home, look her name up in all of the reputable social networking websites. Find out her hobbies, likes, dislikes and her favorites. To get a good idea of her true character, read all of her testimonials and friend comments. You can initiate your next meeting through that website or the contact information provided in those websites. After absorbing all that information, you are ready for your next meeting. You’ll feel that you have known her for a long time even if she is still a stranger. She’ll definitely be surprised that you seem to be the perfect match for her. Of course, you have already formulated your game plan through the information that you got from those social networking sites.

 

3. Talk Show Hosts Win Guests

 

Talk Show Host
Entertaining the Girls
You may be granted with the gift of gab, but if you cannot handle conversations as smooth as a talk show host, your prospect might respond to you with yawns. Worse, she might interrupt you with the lame excuse of going to the bathroom, never to return to your table ever again. You can safely avoid such a situation by controlling the flow and tempo of the conversation. After successfully approaching a prospect, maintain her interest by opening a universal topic like what she thinks about the crowd or a universal question like “So, what’s your story for being in a place like this?” Make sure to listen to her answers and give comments to some of her striking stories. You can open up relevant topics based on her answers and stories. You can also inject a few jokes or funny one-liners after each story or point made to bring her interest to a maximum. If you pull this off correctly, you have proved to her that you are a very good companion and she’ll look forward to meeting you again.

 

You can say that this method is simply stating the obvious but there is a significant overtone here. Notice each step. You are certainly doing a lot of talking, but you’re not revealing too much about yourself. This is the whole point of this method because you’re not only controlling the conversation, but also building a mystery about your persona. She will be dying to meet you once again just for you to answer the mystery that you have just built.

 

2. Glug! *Hic Glug! *Hic

 

Drinking
Having a drink
Alcohol is the ultimate enhancer of prevalent emotions and hidden pleasures. You can use it to drown out anxiety or to become a braver version of yourself. Now, you can definitely use it to your advantage in the hook-up scene. If you feel that you have all the right plans in approaching your prospects, but find your self lacking the marbles to actually approach them, you can chug down a bottle of beer or a few shots of hard liquor. Watch yourself transform from a wallflower to a wall of sound. You can impress the ladies with your supreme confidence and your willingness to get down and dirty with them if they want to.

 

The best part about alcohol is its effects on your prospect. The tipsier she gets, her willingness for sexual activities exponentially rises. If you have enough money, you can drown your prospect with gallons of free alcohol. One she gets tipsy, you can start putting on the sensual moves gradually. In a matter of minutes, you’ll be having the time of your lives in a different venue, most probably your car.

 

1. The Hyper-Combo Finish

 

Dating
Getting to know each other more
The four previous methods listed are all very good ways for you to hook-up with the prettiest prospects, but there is no better way to maximize them then combining all four of them. You can research about your prospects through social networking websites. Once you meet up with them, you can go to a cozy bar and treat her to several classy cocktails. You can use the information that you have gathered in your research to control the conversation and grab her interest. You can inject humor from time to time to keep her entertained. Within a few hours, she’ll be tipsy enough to give in to your sensual whims. You can start moving to the sensual side by posing naughty questions or opening up naughty topics. At first, she’ll try to control her sexual urges, but she wouldn’t be able to withstand it for too long. Once she gives you a serious look, you can start putting on your sensual moves. At this point, both of you won’t be able to control the heat and will probably engage in the finest anatomy lessons on the face of the earth. The best part is that she’ll be looking forward to your next hook-up since you have built a mystery during the conversation stage. Ooh kinky!

 

This guide for hook-ups is not purposely made to demean women or to give default players a bad name. Each player acts that way since he has his own formula for success. This guide merely serves as a tool to empower wallflowers and people who lack confidence. Anything is possible as long as you know what to do.

 


* Knowing if a guy likes you makes bar hookups easy as pie.


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