Top Ten Reasons Crunkish is Cool
- 10: Rainbow colors are fun.
- 9: We think everything you need to know about anything can be summed up in a list.
- 8: We’re half-crazy, half-drunk. Our logo says so!
- 7: No animals were harmed during the writing or design of this website.
- 6: We are very generous people. We want you to be entertained and informed, which is why we made this website.
- 5. Where else can you read about disgusting insects, romantic surprises and crazy dictators all within a few clicks?
- 4. We like you! Please comment on our lists, rate them, send us your feedback, or submit your own articles.
- 3. We’re funny and interesting, even when we write about serious subjects.
- 2. Our writers are sexy. Really sexy. Plus we’re talented, quirky, and sleep-deprived. But still sexy.
- 1. We aim to be the world’s prime entertainment and humor site. If you’re not entertained or don’t find any humor, please let us know. (You might also want to see your doctor about your missing funny bone.) If you’re entertained and have found some humor, tell your friends!